Spoof text: A man and Hammer

One day, on sunny afternoon, there were 2 constructors worked on top of the building. One of the constructors, Raymond was confused looked for his hammer then he said “Where is my hammer? I think I have brought it onto here but where’s that?”

The other constructor, Gerald said “Emm, may be we have to take a rest for a while, we need some food and drink.”

“Good idea,” Raymond continued.

Raymond followed he went down stairs and when they arrived there Gerald said “Now take a look at your left hand.”

“Oh my god, I don’t realize it before. I’ve been looking for you almost a half hours,” said Raymond angrily.

“You know you are the stupid man I’ve ever seen.” Gerald commented